I WILL WHEN I FINISH MY NEW THEME OK ILY
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
artist/band: fall out boy
describe yourself: pretty in punk
what do you feel: sugar we’re going down
describe where you currently live: the carpal tunnel of love
your best friend is: dead on arrival
your favorite colour is: golden
if your life was a television show what would it be called: dont you know who you think i am
what is life to you: the mighty fall
what is the best advice you have to give: get busy living or get busy dying
if you could change your name, what would you change it to: roxanne
”(…)he did not dream often—that was a human thing—after Father had told him about his sister sinking the ship, he had dreamed of her.
Jonathan dreamed of a girl standing in the sea with hair like scarlet smoke coiling over her shoulders, winding and unwinding in the untameable wind. Everything was stormy darkness, and in the raging sea were pieces of wreckage that had once been a boat and bodies floating face down. She looked down on them with cool green eyes and was not afraid.
Clarissa had done that, wreaked destruction like that, like he would have. In the dream, he was proud of her. His little sister.
In the dream, they were laughing together at all the beautiful ruin around them. They were standing suspended in the sea, it couldn’t hurt them, destruction was their element. Clarissa was looking down as she laughed, trailing her moonlight-white hands in the water. When she lifted up her hands they were dark, dripping: he realized that the seas were all blood.
Jonathan had woken from his dream still laughing.” (x)
- Ted Mosby - How I Met Your Mother (via howimetyourmotherquotes)